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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The Lab Setup: K-McDizzle Edition

As you can see, I have a very focused area where crime fighting will occur.




Not only do I have the motherboard, I added A cartridge case that makes AND holds three bazooka turrets at once. The machine to make the turrets are standing right up behind them,


And to save the best for last, I have a clear view of all the crime and destruction that I need to explain while I sit here.



Rest assured you will be safe while I am around. Try not to tell many people of my where abouts though, its important I be discreet with my discoveries.

Over and out. Mwahaha

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Sleepbox: Flying Fish Death

This was just ridiculous. I was in my Material Science Class just hanging out of course not even worrying about what was going on in class because I have my handy dandy iPhone to keep me company because that class SUCKS. As the class begins to come in all I notice is mad amount of fish in the air...yea I know. What is wrong with my mind? These fish are swimming around like we are underwater and it is weirding me out because they are coming close to me.

As more students begin to come into the class I continue seeing more and more violent fish that would attack humans if we are underwater. Then, suddenly, I come across a giant squid that is swimming around and notices me. He looks straight at me and attacks me head on. This is when I wake up. So I assume I died.

I think I had this dream because I think Material Science Classes are like squids swimming around snooping for trouble....lol

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Reproduction is the Point of it All

Have you ever noticed and realized everything you do in life sums up to one actual literal thing? Do you know what that one thing is? I think you guessed correct. Breeding. It doesnt make any sense at all but at the same time you would think life means more than just breeding but in reality, nothing is more important than reproducing!

Why did your parents want to have kids? Ask them. One of their answers may be "I always wanted to have kids." "The family needs to keep growing!." "I want legacies of me and my family."

The whole point they are trying to make is saying that they dont want their family to die out and not continue in the world we call earth. So with that said, you must continue breeding, your kids must continue breeding! Everyone is selfish enough to say they want to continue their families legacy going and not have a problem about it.

So when choosing a partner occurs, evaluations are always taken out with more meaning. A guy sees a girl with nice boobs and a pretty face, in his eyes, he is just being horny, but in reality he analyzed her by saying her breast are big meaning they can hold enough milk for my babies. Her face is standard enough to have kids with her and be sure that they would be able to find a mate. Think about it!!!! Its crazy how we as humans are animal like in many regards.

Pun Intended.